After dinner, Daniel and I went to the bathroom to urinate and wash our hands. I farted and said excuse me. Daniel responded, “Daddy, you farted because you have to poop because your butt thoughted it was morning!”
I laughed so hard. I do typically go to the bathroom in the morning, which made this that much funnier.
Again, this is absolutely disgusting and I can’t believe you posted it. While I laughed a lot, still yuck!