Why we fart…

After dinner, Daniel and I went to the bathroom to urinate and wash our hands.  I farted and said excuse me.  Daniel responded, “Daddy, you farted because you have to poop because your butt thoughted it was morning!”

I laughed so hard.  I do typically go to the bathroom in the morning, which made this that much funnier.

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  1. Again, this is absolutely disgusting and I can’t believe you posted it. While I laughed a lot, still yuck!

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